Sunday, November 23, 2008

12 and ZERO!!!!!!!!!

(Dad, Steve, Kat, Darin
Roger, Cozette)
Anyone who knows me knows that I am a UTE through and through! Last night was such an exciting night, my UTES finished their perfect season with a thorough whooping of "The Team Down South," AKA, the BYU Cougars for those who are not in on the rivalry. Steve went with my dad with his extra season ticket. Now, we just have to wait and see which BCS bowl they're going to tear up this season!

Here are some great jokes that I stole off of another blog. I apologize to you Cougs out there (Mackinnons, Detlings, Andersons and anyone else I haven't named) but these were too good not to post on here...



GO UTES!!!!

>How do the Cougars act like a possum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road
>How many Cougar freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero... that's a sophomore course
>What do a Ute and a Cougar have in common? They both applied to the U.
>Four fans of different teams went hiking. There was a BYU fan, Utah fan, WSU fan, and a USU fan. As they climbed the mountain, they argued who was the most loyal to their school. When they reached the summit, the WSU fan proved his loyalty yelling, "This is for the Wildcats!" throwing himself from the mountain. The USU fan not wanting to be outdone, yelled, "This is for the Aggies!" and plunged to his death. The UofU fan then shouted, "This is for everyone else!" and pushed the Cougar fan over the edge.
>How do you get a Brigham Young University grad off of your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.
>What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the BYU Cougars? Six more weeks of bad football.
>Whats the difference between the Cougars and cheerios? one of them belongs in a bowl

6 comments:

Heather said...

That game was so awesome. Those jokes were hilarious!

d.r. gib said...

Great jokes! I had only heard the pizza one before. GO UTES!!

Ritch in Love said...

super funny! Gotta Love Our Utes!

The Arbuckle's said...

GO UTES!! What a great game.

Rachael said...

Hahahaha. I'll have to show Greg those jokes. The game was so intense on our end. We were thinking of you guys and so happy (only for YOU) that Utah won :)

Rachael said...

I need to add my 2 favorites:

Q: Why doesn’t the U of U have a nativity scene at Christmas?

A: They can’t find 3 wise men OR a virgin!

Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and a Ute grad?

A: The pizza can feed a family of 4!

All in good fun :)

- Greg